# When I grow up, I want to be a ball boy for the US Open **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [August 27, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516 "2003-08-27T19:03:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/21 "2003-08-27T21:09:14Z")
You do, and I’ll send a black van to your house… :evil: Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/22 "2003-08-27T21:09:20Z")
Chefy!!! I got me a big 'un! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/23 "2003-08-27T21:24:09Z")
Wait your going to give me a car if I give you my eyebrows? THAT’S AWESOME! DEAL! -twitchy:snug: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/24 "2003-08-27T21:29:03Z")
hehehe. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/25 "2003-08-27T21:39:54Z")
> \*Originally posted by _twitch_ \* > \*\*Wait your going to give me a car if I give you my eyebrows? > THAT’S AWESOME! DEAL! -twitchy:snug: \*\* yeah, that’s the ticket… stay where you are… Rev ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/26 "2003-08-27T21:45:25Z")
_Stands in position, awaits free car_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/27 "2003-08-27T21:47:18Z")
Run 28! Run!! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/28 "2003-08-27T21:48:25Z")
What, why? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/29 "2003-08-27T22:06:11Z")
get in the van Sparky! ![](http://www.supremeind.com/dryfreight/vanbodies/images/Large/Black%20Van%20Bodies_lg.jpg) Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/30 "2003-08-27T22:12:10Z")
It’s a truck!! :love: thank you rev here’s your part: ![](http://www.kinesophobia.com/for/browse.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/31 "2003-08-27T22:13:13Z")
don’t worry, you aren’t exactly driving… you get in the back with all of your “toys” for a little ride… Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/32 "2003-08-27T22:14:56Z")
Oh really? Cool! _gets in truck_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/33 "2003-08-27T22:16:49Z")
::searches for the lock:: Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/34 "2003-08-27T22:17:41Z")
lock? _starts to get suspicious_ OMG! ARE WE GOING TO DISNEYLAND? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/35 "2003-08-27T22:19:18Z")
let’s just call it “The Farm.” ::locks the door:: Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/36 "2003-08-27T22:20:45Z")
The farm? Why do you call Disneyland the farm? Do you think micky mouse is like a lobster you grow on a farm or something? I mean geeeee wizzz mister. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/37 "2003-08-27T22:22:29Z")
Oh, there’ll be mice on “The Farm,” I don’t know if anyone know them well enough, or if any are named Mickey tho… Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/38 "2003-08-27T22:23:23Z")
OH IS IT A COMPUTER FARM?!?!!? Because this one time… well it wasn’t this one time, it’s all the time, even right now like I have a mouse on my computer and his name is Joseph. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/39 "2003-08-27T22:24:18Z")
(are reverends alowed to do this? oh well) Give him some candy rev, hes becoming suspicious. Edit: no, nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 10:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516/40 "2003-08-27T22:24:21Z")
stay put, I’ll send the rubber truck… Rev ![](http://www.aulman.com/rev.gif) [Previous page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/when-i-grow-up-i-want-to-be-a-ball-boy-for-the-us-open/29516.md?page=3)