# Whoa! Drunken Master!
**URL:** https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260
**Category:** random
**Created:** [June 1, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260 "2003-06-01T21:10:36Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@s\_fx](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/s_fx)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 9:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/1 "2003-06-01T21:10:36Z")
Wow, just watched an old Jackie Chan movie called The Legend of Drunken Master, holy \*\*\*\* that kung-fu style is amazing! I think i’ll go to my local dojo and sign up for some basic training right away!
If you can rent it you should (for all the ev!l c0mput0r h4xx0rz you can download it thru DC, it’s still legal :))
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/2 "2003-06-01T21:28:48Z")
ive seem the trailer for i and it does look amazing… is it the one with the pyshco cat?
oh and id advise not talking about hacking on theses board… its a big no no 🙂
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/3 "2003-06-01T21:31:55Z")
That’s true, we don’t allow the discussion of illegal software practices on the boards (end of nasty mod speech).
However, the name “drunken master” conjures up vivid memories of Friday / Saturday nights at chucking out time at the local… 😛
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/4 "2003-06-01T21:36:51Z")
yeah he fights like drunken people do outside the kebab shop…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/5 "2003-06-01T21:37:17Z")
tis a great film :bandit: \<-- this guy looks more like a ninja than a bandit… then again… kung fu is chinese! d’oh! :chinaman:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/6 "2003-06-01T21:38:16Z")
but we already have a ninja
:ninja:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/7 "2003-06-01T21:39:41Z")
but he just looks like a guy who hasnt had a shave in a few days 😉
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/8 "2003-06-01T21:42:31Z")
with a baldy head?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/9 "2003-06-01T21:42:59Z")
eeeeeeeeeeeeeexactly 🙂
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/10 "2003-06-01T21:43:03Z")
\_Remembers starting fight in Student Union_\ Hehe… Drunken fighting… 🙂
Think I’ve seen bits of that film though, but never all the way through. Jackie Chan is cool, very funny. 🙂
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/11 "2003-06-01T21:46:16Z")
oh course hes cool… he’s chinease…
name one chinease person who isnt cool?
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/12 "2003-06-01T22:30:27Z")
Hai Xai Pie isn’t cool, ya the guy no one heard off…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/13 "2003-06-01T22:31:50Z")
And for Starpromo and Kitiara, DC is legal, downloading movies thru the program is still legal (atleast in sweden).
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/14 "2003-06-01T22:39:16Z")
I do kung-fu
Its so great man, sign up ASAP
and for you who do gu-gist-su, we getta use weapons! MUHAHA
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/15 "2003-06-01T22:40:01Z")
I did Shotokan karate for a while back at University. 🙂 No weapons there though. :sure:
But what I want to know is why I always got paired up with the six foot bloke who’s was built like the proverbial brick ‘outhouse’? :sure:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/16 "2003-06-01T22:40:37Z")
I used to do kung fu, but it was soooo expensive… keep me in great shape though - did I mention that I look great?
:beam:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/17 "2003-06-01T22:41:25Z")
karate is actually a bit pants tbh … with regards to actually using it for self-defence…
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/18 "2003-06-01T22:45:50Z")
It’s fun though. 🙂 Even if you are left feeling like a bit of a twit because you only come up to your opponents chest and he can see way over your head…
The instructor thought it was hilarious - “You’re the dancer aren’t you? Right, in that case when you kick, aim for his head.” :sure:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/19 "2003-06-01T22:47:19Z")
hahah! little did he know that you are infact a Computer Science / Dancer hybrid aka, supah l33t fighting powahs!
:bandit:
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### Author:  [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [June 1, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/whoa-drunken-master/22260/20 "2003-06-01T22:50:14Z")
I was an ickle 5ft 3 girlie, trying to floor a man the comparative size of Giant Haystax.
Comedy elite is more like it. 😛