# Why did the chicken cross the road? **URL:** \ **Category:** Uncategorized\ **Created:** [February 19, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/179397 "2006-02-19T20:19:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![GPP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/848f3c/32.png) [@GPP](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/GPP)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/179397/1 "2006-02-19T20:19:31Z")
Just say your answers lets see how many we can get… no stupid ones or else :hitman2: ---
**Author:** ![GPP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/848f3c/32.png) [@GPP](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/GPP)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 4:35am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/179397/2 "2006-03-25T04:35:40Z")
It had to see what was on the other side of the glass wall… ---
**Author:** ![a\_c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/da6949/32.png) [@a\_c](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/a_c)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 11:10am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/179397/3 "2006-03-25T11:10:31Z")
> [@Plastic Forq](#): > lookin at this picture, i can read out of its eyes, that: the chicken went to see its offsprings and is heading back home. Its sad, coz half of them were dead(cooked ofcourse) and another half…they didnt recognize the chicken, coz they left home very early in their lives(when they were eggs) Its probably waiting for a car to jump under. “All this for nothing!!!..my little kids didnt even recognize their OWN mother…” P.S. chicken knows that rooster is cheating on her ---
**Author:** ![Templarian](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/templarian/32/7152_2.png) [@Templarian](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Templarian)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/179397/4 "2006-03-25T19:37:18Z")
> [@joppe](#): > > A copy of Morrowind game of the year edition was on the other side. Now its becuase a copy of Oblivion was on the other side. ---
**Author:** ![kdd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@kdd](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/kdd)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/179397/5 "2006-03-25T20:50:21Z")
the chicken never crossed the road, that was just a dream. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![esnetni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5a626/32.png) [@esnetni](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/esnetni)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 11:01pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/179397/6 "2006-03-25T23:01:55Z")
It wanted to get away from Seb. [whisper]He told the chicken to get photoshop cs2[/whisper] ---
**Author:** ![pomogranate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f14d63/32.png) [@pomogranate](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/pomogranate)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 12:48am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/179397/7 "2006-03-26T00:48:29Z")
Cause Goerge Bush had no power over the other side ---
**Author:** ![esnetni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5a626/32.png) [@esnetni](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/esnetni)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/179397/8 "2006-03-26T01:27:03Z")
it was tired of hearing kirupians telling chicken jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Phenex](https://yyz1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/user_avatar/forum.kirupa.com/phenex/32/686_2.png) [@Phenex](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/Phenex)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 3:56pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/179397/9 "2006-03-26T15:56:01Z")
NO!!! You’re ALL wrong… The chicken crossed the road because JOPPE was in it’s grave… WAITING!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: ---
**Author:** ![thesparky007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@thesparky007](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/thesparky007)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/179397/10 "2006-03-26T16:35:43Z")
no! because the god ■■■■ frog, the jamster frog, was annoying the chicken on this side ---
**Author:** ![kdd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@kdd](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/kdd)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/179397/11 "2006-03-26T17:41:50Z")
^ bingo.