# Why Macs suck

**URL:** <https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244>\
**Category:** random\
**Created:** [August 24, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244 "2003-08-24T20:33:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244/21 "2003-08-26T02:28:02Z")

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ok i just saw the vid (not just sound) and it is funny! not true but FUNNY as hell!

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**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244/22 "2003-08-26T02:28:46Z")

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see? mdipi is learning, soon he will leave the dark side

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**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244/23 "2003-08-26T02:56:25Z")

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\<p align=“center”\>Violent Night  
(to the tune of “Silent Night”)

Silent Mac, broken Mac!  
System bombed, screen went black.  
Books suggested things; I tried 'em all:  
Shift key, desktop file, clean reinstall.  
Now my deadline is tight,  
This Mac’s been silent all night.

Violent night, horrible night!  
Lost my cool, filled with spite,  
Threw my Mac through the balcony door  
Watched it fall from the 20th floor,  
Now I’m sleeping in peace;  
Good thing I had it on lease.\</p\>

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**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244/24 "2003-08-26T03:06:56Z")

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I was actually thinking about getting one of the new g5’s b/c I like the Imac’s until my GF’s kept screwing up. I have a 1.7gh pc now and it’s getting a bit slow. Anyone have a mac that works??? Besides mdipi of course.

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**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244/25 "2003-08-26T03:19:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coppertop \*  
> \*\*\<p align=“center”\>… Threw my Mac through the balcony door  
> Watched it fall from the 20th floor…\</p\> \*\*

ehem:

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**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244/26 "2003-08-26T03:59:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coppertop \*  
> \*\*Superior indeed, you can’t use a pc as a boat anchor \*\*

…oh Yes can… there _is_ a mod for that …

all the parts available @ yer local hardware store 😉

I happen to have three future Intel™ boat anchors arround h’yar

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**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244/27 "2003-08-26T04:02:38Z")

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WoAh…farout

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**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244/28 "2003-08-26T14:24:54Z")

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Coppertop - way to quote yourself up there dude 🙂

Great carol though, very very funny 🙂

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**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244/29 "2003-08-26T17:05:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by awligon \*  
> \*\*I was actually thinking about getting one of the new g5’s b/c I like the Imac’s until my GF’s kept screwing up. I have a 1.7gh pc now and it’s getting a bit slow. Anyone have a mac that works??? Besides mdipi of course. \*\*

I have a G4 iMac. It works flawlessly… I’ve never had a freeze or lockup (or any of the weird problems entailed in that short). The only program that shut down unexpectedly was (_surprise_) Microsoft IE. It’s ok now since I’ve started using Mozilla and Safari as my primary browsers.

I believe Mariofan also has a Mac and has had no problems with it.

I’m planning on buying a G5 as well, but not until next summer (basic rule of mine… gotta wait a generation or two before buying something). I’ll be giving my iMac to my boyfriend… his PC has been really wonky.

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**Post date:** [August 26, 2003, 10:26pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244/30 "2003-08-26T22:26:12Z")

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Stop it ren! You’re ruining the humor of Mac Bashing!

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244/31 "2003-08-27T05:34:11Z")

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  
…  
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[SIZE=1](takes a breath)[/SIZE]  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love this. I had to use a MAC all threw school and now that i’m on a PC i’ll never go back.  
[SIZE=1](unless Bill Gates decides to drasticly \*\*\*\* with things)[/SIZE]

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244/32 "2003-08-27T15:46:53Z")

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rens right - ive never had a problem!!!

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244/33 "2003-08-27T16:20:57Z")

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This isn’t about wether or not its right, watch it, its funny as hell! Frankly, I couldn’t care less if it was inacurate because I was too busy laughing my \*\*\* of.

![](http://www.ihateapple.com/parody/imac1.jpg)  
Revenge!

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244/34 "2003-08-27T16:35:59Z")

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haha, just out of curiosity, I went to the apple site and decently hooked up a g5 and it came up to over 4g’s. Guess it’ll be a while.

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**Post date:** [August 27, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/why-macs-suck/29244/35 "2003-08-27T16:43:44Z")

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Not really, by december AMD should have a faster processor (according to news paper)

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