# Without C **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [April 19, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/without-c/49033 "2004-04-19T13:58:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![955](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/4bbf92/32.png) [@955](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/955)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/without-c/49033/1 "2004-04-19T13:58:57Z")
To the tune of “Without Me” [size=2]Two GUI classes go on the inside; on the inside, on the inside Two GUI classes go on the inside; on the inside, on the inside Guess who’s back Back again C is back Tell a friend Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back guess who’s back, guess who’s back, guess who’s back… Sun’s created a monster, cause nobody wants to code Java no more or basic, but something quicker Well if you want speed, this is what I’ll give ya A language called C that won’t let you do “is a” Some “has a” that makes me feel sicker than the bugs when I build patch that’s critical using make to compile and be building with a language that allows object orientating Your var name’s too long, now stop line breaking Cause I’m back, I’m a new var and instantiating I know that you got a job Bill and Steve but your company’s trust problem’s complicating So GCC won’t follow ANSI or copy memory, so let me see They try to recompile with visual C But it feels so bloated, without C So, connect with SLIP, or create a RIP \*\*\*\* that, write a function, and shift some bits And get ready, and use a pattern like proxy MS just settled their lawsuits, expect a levy! Now this looks like a job for C So everybody, just code in C Cause we need a little, bit more speed Cause it runs so slowly, without C Now this looks like a job for C So everybody, just code in C Cause we need a little, bit more speed Cause it runs so slowly, without C Little Hallions, MS feelin litigious Embarrassed that users still listen to RMS They start feelin like ellen feiss 'til someone comes on the television and yells SWITCH!!! A visionary, beard’s lookin’ scary Could start a revolution, lives in a bear cave A rebel, although emacs ain’t real fast and there’s the fact that I only got one class And it’s a disaster, such a castastrophe for you can see so \*\*\*\* much of my class; meant to use C. Well I’m back, i-j-k-x-y-z-out-ta-var-names Fix your \*\*\*\* indentifier tune your code and I’m gonna open it, under vim, maybe pico and variables, no such thing as a member I’m interesting, the best thing since assembly but not Polluting the namespace with inherits We’re Testing, your functions please Feel the tension, soon as someone commits some C Here’s my webpage, my code is free who’ll pay the rent? What, You code with vi? Now this looks like a job for C So everybody, just code in C Cause we need a little, bit more speed Cause it runs so slowly, without C Now this looks like a job for C So everybody, just code in C Cause we need a little, bit more speed Cause it runs so slowly, without C An object in[/size] [size=2].NET, I go tit for tat with anybody who’s setting this bit, that bit AT&T, you can get your \*\*\* kicked worse than those little C++ bastards And Ruby? just like a static property not even used with KDE and QT You’re not like C, you’re too slow, let go It’s over, nobody’ll code in OO! Now let’s go, -9’s the signal I’ll be there with a whole list of XM and L I use SOAP, XPATH with XSL And you know perl’s just like coding in symbols everybody only just codes C so this must mean, some com-pile-ing but it’s just me i’m obfuscating And though I’m not the first king of controversy And i’m not the worst thing since assembly but I am the worst thing since 86 XFree do use BASIC and JSP and used it to get myself wealthy Here’s a concept that works twenty million new coders emerge but no matter how many fish in the sea half of them can’t even code C Now this looks like a job for C So everybody, just code in C Cause we need a little, bit more speed Cause it runs so slowly, without C Now this looks like a job for C So everybody, just code in C Cause we need a little, bit more speed Cause it runs so slowly, without C[/size] Taken from [a Slashdot comment](http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=104597&cid=8903428)