# Witness Protection Program **URL:** \ **Category:** random\ **Created:** [May 27, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906 "2003-05-27T21:22:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a4c791/32.png) [@lava](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/lava)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/1 "2003-05-27T21:22:51Z")
Ok, so I got my name changed to lava. lavaboy does not exist anymore, and you don’t know me. Ok? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/2 "2003-05-27T21:27:05Z")
…waits for EG’s cool, colorful, large welcome text 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/3 "2003-05-27T21:29:27Z")
_ **wispers to lava** _ \*\*\* your footer and av are the same\*\*\* 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/4 "2003-05-27T21:35:26Z")
You’re not lavaboi anymore? ☹ - Soul :s: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/5 "2003-05-27T21:36:25Z")
spantifficoriffous ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/6 "2003-05-27T21:38:48Z")
no, I’m not. I mean… everyone just started calling me lava… sounded cool. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/7 "2003-05-27T22:10:42Z")
im in the wittness protection program too! My real name is John Singleton from E. Rutherford NJ!! Do you want to be WP Pen pals? My phone number is (555)555-3892… [EDIT] the Person known as John Singleton is no longer with us… [/EDIT] hehe jk ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/8 "2003-05-27T22:12:05Z")
Where did the ‘Lava’ thing come from in the first place? Out of idle curiosity. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/9 "2003-05-27T22:12:54Z")
lava lamp?? 😛 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/10 "2003-05-27T22:15:00Z")
well, there was a guy who I used to play chess with online on yahoo… his sn was lavaboy, and I liked it, so I stole it. This was back when I was in 7th grade. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/11 "2003-05-27T22:16:43Z")
Fair enough. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/12 "2003-05-27T22:17:39Z")
Thief 😛 _finds the former real lavaboy_ - Soul :s: ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/13 "2003-05-27T22:17:46Z")
yeah, I didnt realize I could be interpreted as “loverboy” until last year… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/14 "2003-05-27T22:19:24Z")
At least you didn’t change it too much so we have no idea who you are… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/15 "2003-05-27T22:20:35Z")
Thats a cunning idea! :bad: Goodbye! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/16 "2003-05-27T22:20:35Z")
I want to change my name, but i have no idea what i should change it to. and i dont want to bother kirupa with another thing to do. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/17 "2003-05-27T22:25:55Z")
You should change it to pixel… then we’d have SO many jokes… ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/18 "2003-05-27T22:25:56Z")
Max Power!! “I got it off a hair dryer.” - Homer ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/19 "2003-05-27T22:27:23Z")
i should change it to “user-error” but i dont know yet. lol ---
**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex011/uploads/kirupa/original/3X/6/2/621e5c11736f46532526e61be85940af4230f3e5.png) [@system](https://forum.kirupa.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/witness-protection-program/21906/20 "2003-05-27T22:47:18Z")
alex! how bout yo change it to [mdipi.com](http://mdipi.com), and i change mine to Alex! talk about a practical joke!