# Your country's chant (sporting)

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**Created:** [August 30, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668 "2004-08-30T13:28:02Z")\
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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668/21 "2004-08-31T01:41:19Z")

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Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 3:19am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668/22 "2004-08-31T03:19:41Z")

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> [@fester8542](#):
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> You have no idea.
> 
> Last year was tough bro.

I know the pain.

[ot]Just curious:What did you think when the Yankees took A-Rod? God, I semi-(take note, SEMI) like the Yankees, but when they took A-Rod, that just made me go berserk.[/ot]

I know that whenever the team(or individual) I’m rooting for decides to begin to suck, and consequently loses, my chant goes something like this:

“GOD (Expletive Deleted) MOTHER (Expletive Deleted) (Expletive Deleted) (Expletive Deleted) (Expletive Deleted) (Expletive Deleted)!!!”

Then I slump down into my chair and decide its time to go into a deep coma and hope that maybe when I wake up, the scoring will have been overturned by someone. Doesn’t matter who, could be Ronald McDonald, Mother Theresa, the big fat nudist down the street, anyone.

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668/23 "2004-08-31T03:53:45Z")

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fat nudist down the street !! ewwwwww

[:ninja:EZEkiel:ninja:]

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668/24 "2004-08-31T04:01:04Z")

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“your going home in the back of a divie van” clap clap clap… and more claping in some pattern. - refering to someone getting ejected by the cops 😃

“warrrnnnieeeee… warrrnniiiieeeeeee” lol.

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 7:33am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668/25 "2004-08-31T07:33:54Z")

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> [@billystar](#):
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> ok… what is the belgian provate joke??? enlighten us!!
> 
> **Lets all laugh at scotland**  
> **lets all laugh at scotland**  
> **ner ner ner ner**  
> \*\*ner ner ner ner \*\*
> 
> _ **for Rab Bell** _

:huh:

I’m gonna try and take this in good humour as I hope it was presented however this statement, while trying to be funny, has p\*\*\*\*d me off

but like I say I hope it wasn’t intentional. 🅰

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 8:04am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668/26 "2004-08-31T08:04:21Z")

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Give us an A! Give us a U! Give us a S! Give us a T! Give us a R! Give us a A!Give us a L! Give us a I! Give us a A!

… what does it spell?  
AUSTRALIA!  
… i said what does it spell?  
AUSTRALIA  
… i said WHAT DOES IT SPELL?!?

AUSTRALIA! (3X)

ABU SALIM!  
Ya-ya! _with arab bongos_ 🙂

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:44am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668/27 "2004-08-31T09:44:54Z")

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awwwww Rab, i meant it in good humour! i know you scots like to poke fun at yourselves as much as us anglos… 😏

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:59am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668/28 "2004-08-31T09:59:24Z")

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It’s all in fun, and in that spirit, I’ve composed a little ditty for a certain jug-eared cheeky chappy, you all know the tune

There’s only one Wayne Rooney  
Looks like the sloth from the Goonies  
He’s a nice young man  
But he’d f\*ck your gran  
Walking in a Rooney wonderland

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 10:04am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668/29 "2004-08-31T10:04:03Z")

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> [@billystar](#):
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> awwwww Rab, i meant it in good humour! i know you scots like to poke fun at yourselves as much as us anglos… 😏

fair enough 🙂

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 11:39am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668/30 "2004-08-31T11:39:07Z")

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:lol: yeah, Wayne is a perfect example of the kind of prat we seem to be producing in england…

**a Day in the Life of Wayne Rooney** …

pie  
chips  
wash + shave?..naaah  
football  
more pie  
tattoo  
bling  
football again?..naaaahh…PROSSIES!!

oh and Google ‘emile heskey falls over’ always makes me laugh

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 11:45am UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668/31 "2004-08-31T11:45:57Z")

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Just for you minimalistik:

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\<\_kr4m3r\> so many **ing criminals, its bull**  
\<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die <foniks`\> and showed up like 50yrs later like, “sup?”  
\<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say? <FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

😛

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 1:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668/32 "2004-08-31T13:09:08Z")

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> [@Ectheo](#):
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> I know the pain.
> 
> [ot]Just curious:What did you think when the Yankees took A-Rod? God, I semi-(take note, SEMI) like the Yankees, but when they took A-Rod, that just made me go berserk.[/ot]

[ot]I actually wasnt that suprised. Its the way its been for a while now. We show interest in anyone and the Yankees scoop them up first regardless of weither thay need em or not. it sucked but want anything new.

What I did like was Veritek labeling his \*\*\* a couple months ago. :thumb:[/ot]

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668/33 "2004-08-31T15:30:43Z")

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> [@billystar](#):
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> oh if heskey plays for england so can i  
> oh if heskey plays for england so can i  
> oh if heskey plays 4 england  
> heskey plays 4 england  
> heskey plays 4 england  
> **SO CAN I**
> 
> _sung to she’ll be coming round the mountain_

That’s a good one 😃

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668/34 "2004-08-31T21:46:29Z")

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In Taiwan and China, they yell “Ja Yo!” over and over at sporting events. It literally means “add oil.” An English equivelent would be “play harder” I think.

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://forum.kirupa.com/t/your-countrys-chant-sporting/62668/35 "2004-08-31T23:09:18Z")

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> [@NeoDreamer](#):
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> In Taiwan and China, they yell “Ja Yo!” over and over at sporting events. It literally means “add oil.” An English equivelent would be “play harder” I think.

now THAT is interesting!! in England if we want them to play harder we question their sexuality!.. 😃

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