Can I Borrow $1 through Paypal?

Hi everyone!

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Im desperate for $1.00 (USD) through paypal. I currently have $11.85 (CDN) and I need $11.97 (CDN) for one of my online payments for school. It would take 8 days to transfer from a bank. If anyone is kind enough, please donate $1.00 (because paypal takes away a portion of it as fee) to olivereatsolives ‘at’ This would be greatly appreciated. And in return, I will 1) shave my head and mail you the hair if you want; 2) shove old newspaper up my butt; 3) say the number 7 fifty times really loudly.

Thanks in advance!