Death Test - How long will you live?

recently found this, just fill in everything, then find out the date of your death…

http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/

it said i will live to be 82 years old!!

April 27, 2061
at the age of 77 years old.

:-\

it’s probably the 75 push-ups that saved me.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 4, 2003
at the age of 18 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

cya guys.

February 6, 2048
at the age of 70 years old.

ill commit suicide heck i dont wanna be older than 55 anyone older than 55 should be dead lol

:run: from everyone

2068, when I am 83 years old,
D@mn too young. I want to live until I am 117… at least!
83 years is too d@mn short, better start taking more vitamins!:beam:

“I’m afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated.”

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 30, 2041
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

       Cancer (41%)
 Heart Attack (16%)

Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)

prob about right…

Rev

hey rev, we both got cancer, huh?

I only have a 3% better chance of dying from alien abduction than I do from Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation…

I don’t know how to take that…

Rev

25% is the highest chances for me, cancer…
and alien abduction is like 6.

September 27, 2070
at the age of 83 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

        Heart Attack (20%)
     Auto-Fellatio (15%)
    Cancer (14%)
 Alien Abduction (9%)
 Suicide (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)

Third Degree Burns (5%)

… no comment…
hehehe

*Originally posted by Eberth *
**September 27, 2070
at the age of 83 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

        Heart Attack (20%)
     Auto-Fellatio (15%)
    Cancer (14%)
 Alien Abduction (9%)
 Suicide (8%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)

Third Degree Burns (5%)

… no comment…
hehehe **
You know what’s missing? 22%
I guess that would go towards natural death.

May 19,2047

Age 65

Well now that i know for sure i guess it is party time
:stuck_out_tongue:

WTF! Head LIce!!! HAir Nipples??? Small Pox!!! MAFIA CONNECTIONS??? POOR PENSMINSHIP>!!! THIS IS CRAZY

lol, this stuff is used against ppl

December 7, 2072
at the age of 82 years old.

ok, i lied, it really said

July 30, 2003
at the age of 13 years old

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

September 2, 2055
at the age of 66 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

       Cancer (44%)

Heart Attack (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Suicide (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the **** business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you’re clutching your left arm moaning “**** you, Spark, **** YOU!” on September 2, 2055, as you slip silently into the night.

Im so unlucky :frowning:

July 10, 2003
at the age of 13 years old.On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (100%)
Horrible Accident (100%)
Alcoholism (100%)
Heart Attack (100%)
Third Degree Burns (100%)
Alien Abduction (100%)

*Originally posted by :mike: *
**Im so unlucky :frowning:

July 10, 2003
at the age of 13 years old.On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (100%)
Horrible Accident (100%)
Alcoholism (100%)
Heart Attack (100%)
Third Degree Burns (100%)
Alien Abduction (100%) **

WTF you supposed to be dead holy sh!t this guys talking from the grave

i read dead people

rotflmao

Seconds left to live…

-1,905,372,678

Here are three options to consider:
Sorry man, nothing you can do, just die, get it over with

  1. Are you in the prostitution, stripping, or escorting business, or have you ever starred in a ****o film? (if so, e-mail us)
    hahahahhahahah :stuck_out_tongue:

September 20, 2067
at the age of 89 years old.

Cancer (21%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

89 years??
Hmmmmmmm… i hope to stay 18 tll i die:P

July 23, 2058
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (11%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

	15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
	Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
	The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
	10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
	4% have had team sex.
	8% work in the **** business.
	And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.