Design me a footer Competition

Thats right kids. Heres your chance to do something meaningful with your time! The rules are anything within the normal Kirupa footer rules. The one wth the most Skinny will feature in my footer with full credit going to the winner. No this isnt a joke and yes I am serious. The competition will go until I get bored and find a winner. Use of the word Skinny is suggested but not needed. Go for gold and my the best Kirupian win!