Does your modifier dangle?

Happy Sunday, everyone.

Can you think of any FUNNY dangling modifiers?
I am creating a lesson for 10th graders, so please make sure the sentences are appropriate for that age group/classroom setting.

In the event you need a quick refresher on dangling modifiers:
http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_dangmod.html

I appreciate it! A+ for you!