Footer

one day there was a footer named bob, bob like to be a footer, but then his arch rival came and he was known as hander, he handed stuff to people, and footer saw this was evil, so he went to talk to the great hippo at the shrine of midgets, the great hippo told him that he needed to step on hander in order to kill him, but first he must test him self, so he traveled to kirupa forum to test him self.