Funny E-mail from Ashlee Simpson Fan

I received the following in my inbox a few days ago:
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O MY GOSH[/font]**
[font=Comic Sans MS]GIVE THE GIRL A CHANCE…[/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]O HOW WOULD U FEEL IF THIS WAS U… LOOK I REALLY WANT TO BE A SINGER, AND ASHLEE SIMPSON HAS HELPED ME VERY WELL… I USED TO BE VERY BAD AND SOME HOW SHE HELPED/…LOOK I WANT TO BE THE TYPE OF SINGER SHE IS… BUT THE THING IS WILL U GIVE ME A CHANCE… OR HERE IS THE BIG ?? WILL U GIVE HER A CHANCE…[/font]

[font=Comic Sans MS]LOOK… I JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD EMAIL U THIS BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE YOUR HELP PLEASE… TO STOP THE ASHLEE SIMPSON PATETION… PLEASE… I DONT NO WHAT ID DO WITH OUT HER… O YEAH U SHOULD GIVE HER A CHANCE. O MY GOSH LOOK WHEN BRITTANY SPEARS LIPPED SANG DID U TRY TO SIGN A PETITION. NOOO!!![/font]

[font=Comic Sans MS]HER SISTER JESSICA, SHE LIP SINGS AT HER CONSERTS… I KNO… IVE BEEN TO ONE…[/font]

[font=Comic Sans MS]PLEASE PLEASE IM BEGGING U… HELP STOP THE PETITION!!![/font]

[font=Comic Sans MS]SINCERLY[/font]
[font=Comic Sans MS]**TARA KYLE
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