Going crazy over php installation!

Gawd, this installation of PHP is driving me nuts! Ive tried for hours… with no Avail… I’ve first searched Kirupa forums, not much help there. Then tried Php.net stuff, found the toturials on installing it on Windows 2k with IIS5.0. But, I did all of what the tuts say and it still doesnt work? Can somebody go through all the steps in [size=4][color=Red]CLEAR [color=Black][size=2]English so I can understand how to isntall it correctly? Thanks, all…

EDIT This is one of the resources I looked at
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