I just “transfered” to Kirupa from another rather popular Flash Forum, and I wanted to just make an introduction for myself. After perusing the board, it seems we got a lotta talent here, and I hope to learn as much as I can teach.
With those formalities out of the way, let me express myself here.
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I’m so sick and tired of grandpa touting his victories over me. Sure he beats me at checkers, but I always kick his [radio edit] in full contact karate!
TV has me believing old people are spokesmen for Theme parks, drive big red buses and bust out in mad dance moves while wearing a tuxedo that rides a little too high.
No… old people have more. MUCH more. They have LIFE ALERT!
Old Lady : “Help. I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!”
Presses Life Alert Bracelet button
Life Alert : “This is Life Alert, how are you disabled?”
Old Lady : “I’m a democrat. But this isn’t the time nor palce to get into politics, dammit, sonny, didn’t you hear me? I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
Life Alert : “Is there someone else with you, ma’am?”
Old Lady : “Just me and my depends, and I think I just fudged my Huggies.”
Life Alert : “Roger that.” to dispatch console “We got a GravityGrippedGrannie bakin home-made fudge brownies at 4th and main, request law enforcement, med one and Stanley Steamer.”
Thanks guys. I’m glad to see you’re all getting such great amusement from what I’m saying.
But…uh… I’m not acting. This REALLY IS how I am. It’s a serious medical condition that is only tempered by the loving patience of my family, and Flinstones™ Chewable Morphine…