Nope, and I haven’t played in a few days since I’ve been out of town.
I haven’t touched Lua in years. :lol:
[QUOTE=paddy.;2325240]Having finished the campaign yesterday, I just spent about 2-3 hours online and I am convinced that nothing will top this game for another 5 years.
The shear hilariousness of the situations in free roam alone are worth the price tag.
Earlier I was cruising down the street when passed by a bus going the opposite direction at 90mph with two players shooting out of it. Behind the bus was a sedan with 3 more players shooting wildly in all directions, and chasing the whole lot of them were 4 police cars.
I was watching this spectacle and not paying attention to what was in front of me so I didn’t see the guy up ahead in the street firing an RPG in my direction. I looked round and swerved at the last second and the rocket hit a car beside me. My car, now flaming, was thrown into the air and I dived out, but I slammed into the windshield of an oncoming car and died.
It is possibly the greatest moment or sequence of moments I have ever experienced in a game.
Bravo Rockstar.[/QUOTE]
I haven’t touched the online yet. That sounds like SOOOOOOO much fun.
The game says I am 33% complete. Does that mean missions or like EVERYTHING like unique jumps and crap?
That’s everything - so jumps, pidgeons, etc, etc… The missions are like 50-60% of the game, I think. (Total guess, but I’m almost done and I’m around there.)
<---- My Sad face
I need your gamertag BTW.
As well as Digital’s and Lissy’s
<— dirty dirty PS3 user.
Eeek. I thought you made good decisions and stuff. 
[spoiler=“Reality Check Spoiler”]The length of the game thing is bothering me. So far I have done all the UL Paper missions, had to kill playboy or Dwayne, just did my first race for Brucie and knocked off a warehouse for loot for Packie. Just got a call from the Italians saying they want me for work. I think I have the whole left Island left as I have not been there yet.
So how much left do I have?
[/spoiler]
You sound like you are about half way through the main missions. The storyline is about 60%-70% of the game.
That is very happy news. :thumb:
I don’t want this game to ever end.
I’ve had it for two weeks, and think I’m about half way through the missions. The mission Deconstruction for Beginners was by far the hardest I’ve done so far, but I’m now a bit further (say another five missions) than that.
I’ve just unlocked the assault rifle, fwoar.
My gamer tag is leisuresuitliss, due to there not being one more space for the letter y. Anyone interested in whooping my arse, feel free to add me.
I’ve been trying to spot the censored bits on the Australian version. So far I’ve come up with the following suspicions
Can someone confirm that the US or European version is different?
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In San Andreas, when you kicked the **** out of a pedestrian, they’d hit the ground, and the pool of blood would expand the more you kicked them while they were down. In GTAIV this doesn’t happen, and they don’t even bleed.
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Occasionally, when you get in the car drunk, Roman will say “Niko, if you drink and drive, you’re a bloody idiot” - which I’m pretty sure is specific to the Australian version, as it’s a slogan that has been lifted from a 10year+ ad campaign against drink driving.
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When visiting a hooker, I’ve heard you can’t get different, ahem, services. I haven’t tried this though.
I’m running AU version as well. Would like to know this as well…
Additionally
4) Does Niko on the non AU release bleed when shot? or does his clothes stain? Do characters like your dates/mission character mention that your bleeding/clothes are stain with blood.
5) are the strippers at the strip clubs naked? or are they naked during private dances (not that i care, just trying to see what they took out)
Lissy what do you mean by visting a hooker ? you mean picking one up? or you talking about the strip girls? From what i know you can pick up a hooker by driving past them and running the L1 command when prompted… go to a quiet area and you start to ‘rock the boat’; in the AU version you get the bumper view of the car jumping up and down while the non AU you see them going at it in a R rated sorta way.
I mean when you pick one up. I haven’t done it yet, so can’t say for sure, but I have heard that in outside AU versions you can get different services for different prices…
I’m interested to know about the blood, especially if people comment on it, and stripper nudity as well.
I went through the whole game without picking up hookers, but people sure do bleed when you shoot them. If you shoot people in the head they explode in a cloud of splatter.
When Niko gets shot his clothes get stained by blood, and when you get shot up close the whole “camera lens” gets splattered with blood stains.
can’t tell you about the hooker things though, didn’t really feel like watching my character getting a blowjob. There are limits to how geeky I allow myself to become
[quote=sekasi;2331388]I went through the whole game without picking up hookers, but people sure do bleed when you shoot them. If you shoot people in the head they explode in a cloud of splatter.
When Niko gets shot his clothes get stained by blood, and when you get shot up close the whole “camera lens” gets splattered with blood stains.
can’t tell you about the hooker things though, didn’t really feel like watching my character getting a blowjob. There are limits to how geeky I allow myself to become ;)[/quote]
Well, from what I could tell from the hour I had the game…even when you had “sex” with your “girlfriends,” you don’t actually see anything (I guess they learned that the hard way the first time). So it’s just really annoying stupid sounds lol…
Yeah, the camera gets a fairly small amount of blood spatters if you get hit up close, but that’s it. There’s a disappointing lack of gore, Tony Hawk is bloodier, ffs!
I’m not going to sugar coat the truth; I wouldn’t be above watching Niko get a blowjob. Or whatever else floats his boat that they’ve censored
I’m almost done with the game, but I haven’t picked up any hookers yet. They’re all quite portly, and I think Niko deserves better. Are there any skinny hookers?
[whisper]Weirdest paragraph I’ve ever written on these forums, hahah.[/whisper]
Oh yeah that’s right I did get him laid with that first chickie, but all you got to witness was a brick wall and some random “Oh yeah Niko do it to me baby” groans and moans.
Pretty uninspiring
Does anyone know where I’d find a parked sentinel std? I had one once, lost it, and can’t find another one. :-/
Hey Liss, Tried to send you an Invite. It says you are nonexistent. :lol:
For: leisuresuitliss
^ fester or lissy if your running gta on ps3 and want to look me up my nametag is: soulty
I don’t usually do team mode or anything like that, but i enjoy the anything goes freemode 
Fessy, I’m yet to buy a cable long enough to connect my xbox to my modem, so PM me your name and when I do, I’ll add you.
Soulty, I’m using a 360.