Haha this is funny

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This was on a friends away message:

If you’re happy and you know it bomb Iraq
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North
Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We’ll call it treason, Let’s make war not love this season, even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

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I disagree, but I still laughed :stuck_out_tongue:

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it’s called satire…

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dan goes and looks for a dictionary

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LMAO :stuck_out_tongue:

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sat·ire n.

1 a. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.

1 b. The branch of literature constituting such works.

2. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity.

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whats caustic meann? i know about caustic soda but that stuff tastes liek crap.

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www.dictionary.com (the best tool for decripting lavaboy’s posts)

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he is the intelligent one i guess.
CAUSTIC
adj.

  1. Capable of burning, corroding, dissolving, or eating away by chemical action.
  2. Corrosive and bitingly trenchant; cutting. See Synonyms at sarcastic.
  3. Causing a burning or stinging sensation, as from intense emotion: “Most of all, there is caustic shame for my own stupidity” (Scott Turow).
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haha that was funny

:m:

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If you can come up with them… I would like to know who made it up though… it’s pretty funny…

slaps fez for no reason whatsoever

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That was pretty **** funny :slight_smile:

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that was really funny…

before this i had the concept of re-writing childrens jingles with alternate lyrics in mind, should i share what i wrote, even though its not as good as this one? While you think about your decision, i am going to post it anyway :slight_smile: sorry if it tramples anyones deeply-held beliefs or ideologies… its meant all in fun…

to the tune of, "on top of old smokey’

on top of old glory,
they cover with ease
cuz capitol hill’s run
by government sleeze
bankrolled by big oil
via money and greed,
and if we do not act now,
then none will be free,
our nations in danger,
cuz its under a bush,
that will live underground,
if a red button is pushed

alright not as good, but i just thought id share cuz im an idiot. :slight_smile:

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people should really stop abusing me.
:slight_smile:

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smacks fez again

What are you going to do about it? huh?

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whimper…nothing…nothing at all…but please can you stop…OWWWWW!

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NoNOO fez…It’s :: “thank you sir - may I have another ???”

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thank you sir may i have another??
…i dont think the fact that lavas hand is advancing on me is a good thing…is it?..

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slaps RelandR

Who talked to you punk???

gives Fez a coke

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mmm…coke.