Here’s an email I sent to Dominos Pizza after having them screw me over for the second time. I wrote it as a revised version of the ever so popular holiday season song ‘Hey Santa! Where’s My F’ing Bike?’ Here for original lyrics
[font=Arial][size=2]Tonight I was a thinking;[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]a pizza would be fine.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]Like many other Friday nights,[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]a pizza would arrive.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial][size=2]Excited about some pizza;[/size][/font][/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial][size=2]inside my empty tummy.[/size][/font][/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2][font=Arial][size=2]I searched my cool [/size][/font]new wallet ;[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]looking for some money.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]I called Sir Mr. Alan ; [color=DeepSkyBlue](manager of the dominos)[/color]
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[font=Arial][size=2]at Sir [/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2]Mr. Dominos.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]to order a [/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2]delicious pizza,[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]which did not ever show.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]Well, delivery time was [/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2]way past due;[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]about an hour or so.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]I called thee Mr. Dominos[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]for urgent delivery info.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]No knocker at the door;[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]No answer on the phone.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]The delivery boy was not in sight,[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]He must have been AWOL[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]DOMINO’S YOU C#^$T’s[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]Where’s my F$%^ing pizza?[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]I ordered it two hours ago,[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]and still I haven’t seen ya.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]I’ve emailed you before;[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]about your lack of service.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]I’m an honest paying customer;[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]and I’m sure I don’t deserve this.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]If I didn’t want a pizza;[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]I would’nt have F$%^ing asked.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]This Bull$%^& you call service;[/size][/font]
*[font=Arial][size=2]You can stick it up your ****[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]Next time I order pizza,[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]I’m gonna go with 241.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]They know their **** and understand;[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]there’s pizza delivery to be done.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]Yes I’m going to tell my friends;[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]about you blantant pizza liars.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]Strike two you’re out don’t misconskew[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]in my game you are fired.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]DOMINO’S YOU C#^$T’s[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]Where’s my F$%^ing pizza?[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]I ordered it two hours ago,[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]and still I haven’t seen ya.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]I’ve emailed you before;[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]about your lack of service.[/size][/font]
[font=Arial][size=2]I’m an honest paying customer;[/size][/font]
***[font=Arial][size=2]and I’m sure I don’t deserve this.
[/size][/font]*[size=1][color=SlateGray][font=Arial]Note: I didn’t actually speak to Alan the manager of the dominos today and I ordered from pizza pizza after dominos failed to show up. Pizza Pizza came through in an unbelievable 19 minutes! [/font][/color][/size]***[font=Arial][size=2]
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