How to beat timmytots score in snake

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[SIZE=5]Intro

[SIZE=3]Ok ok we’ve all seen timytots ridiculous score…
ok
well now you have. Only follow this guide if your a seriuos snake player, i don’t want any wussies reading this. Its not for you go home

[SIZE=5]Preperation

[SIZE=2]There are sevral things you will need to do, most of them are mental and some of them are physical Take a look

  1. Go downtown, buy a vile of crack, smoke it. (only applies to python setting)
    1b. Go downtown buy a bag of weed, smoke it (only applies to snake setting
    1c. Don’t play on slug setting

  2. Meditate on what your going to do, and your strategy, spend a large amount of this time, thinking to yourself that timmy didn’t cheat, oh no he didnt cheat at all

  3. Close all programs on your computer except for the one with snake and kirupa in it, you don’t want to run into any of those “glitches” timmy was talking about when his (hax) fingers didn’t work.

4 Find some good music, o suggest indie rock because of its steady beats and continuing musical patterns. you need a beet or you can’t time yourself.

  1. Smoke the rest of the crack\marjuana

[SIZE=5]Playing

[SIZE=2]1. I suggest the snake setting, but if you really want to damage your nervous system with narcotics take some crack and try for python (which also happens to be a snake? also a slug is not a member of the snake family or related to it at all)

  1. Strategy, you must have one if your going to get past 2500 points. I recomend making the snake go completly horizantal in three or four rows at the top of the screen. That way the apple won’t apear above you for sure and you can’y box yourself in

  2. Make sure your drug supply doesn’t run low. You’d hate to get to 4000 points and your crack high go down. Thats just no good isnt it.

[SIZE=5]After\Attempts
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1 If you get in the top 10 make sure to complain about the game (your hax) glitched.

  1. when you’ve finally out played (hacked) timmytot, post your website name.

  2. Gloat about it alot.

  3. Get rid of your drug paraphernalia you don’t want the five-o bustin in and seeingyour snake playing geer. ■■■■ son!

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Yawn.

Obsess much?

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ugh

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snore

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wow.

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booooooo

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bs

[COLOR=“Silver”][size=1]ha!ha! i am so funny![/size][/COLOR]

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lol

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Hmm… why don’t I see the normal arcade link?

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Dude! smoke crack? buy weed?? what the frunk are you thinking!!??

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where did the games go?

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There’s a kirupaArcade link in the random forum - underneath the Music forum.

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wow i feel how you did in the picture thread:crying:

and if we made a good game could it be added?

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Good, now we both feel like idiots :hugegrin:

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no my ego is at max capacity, i just fixed a glitch that had me stuck for 3 days, but nice try :slight_smile:

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:lol: Mines not - read my thread.

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I didn’t even have to read that to see what an epic fail it was going to be.

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It didn’t work…

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WTF

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…:look: That totally makes sense now.