How to get laid

Its all about the Flowmaster… :h:

http://webpages.charter.net/graffeogearboxes/images/flowmaster_get_chicks.jpg

might I suggest just carrying around a boom box, and a CD of a V8 @ 4000 RPM…

Rev

does it go

“Wooooo Wooooo!”

:q:

Sen- I can go “Wooooo Wooooo!” :wink:

haha that is hilarious…i thought it was a real article at first

:slight_smile:

-teet

lmao that was great… now i know what im getting for chirstmas :stuck_out_tongue:

hey what do you know, that will fit on my car…

:stuck_out_tongue:

Hahaha … that was hilarious!

Thanks for the chuckle, I needed that!

****, maybe I should do that…

Or maybe I should start saying ‘Yo’ more often, and maybe follow it with “peeps”… hmmm… I think i will start using “dope” as an adjective now

“…Much like bullfrogs in the wild, the powerfull sound from his flow master will attract breeding females…”

lmfao … that was great

for those that dont know wooo wooo reference :wink:

http://homepage.mac.com/howheels/rubpics/woowoo.wmv

oh fer faucksSake … that’d drive all the she-frogs right outta da swamp :d:

did someone call a pimp?

hm… i always thought that offering to pay for their half of the dinner was pretty good way to get laid.

-and im off

lol…

i think his success results in the women not hearing him talk anymore cause the exhaust systems’s too loud :hr:

step 1: purchase chicken mesh
step 2: wrap it into an man sized elongated spherical shape
step 3: dip some old newspaper in pva glue and just slap it on
step 4: repeat until the entire thing is covered in 4-5 layers
step 5: allow to set
step 6: paint it white and add varnish
step 7: add two holes at the sides and one large hole at the bottom
step 8: enter the paper mached giant egg suit
step 9: find a very big chicken
step 10: You don’t want to know what this step is
step 11: Wait

And that’s how to get laid

Women are the foundations of society-
but remember who laid them…

(ok its sorta off topic but who cares=))

lol @ mlk

it is sad all us geeks have to start a topic on how to get laid. :stuck_out_tongue:

Maybe if making the person a web site or maybe fixing their virus infested computer, that might do it. :thumb:

*Originally posted by datapimp *
**lol @ mlk

it is sad all us geeks have to start a topic on how to get laid. :stuck_out_tongue:

Maybe if making the person a web site or maybe fixing their virus infested computer, that might do it. :thumb: **

That actually works btw :wink:

Yeah best thing I learnt at uni.

Minimum you get fed!