I wish this had been me:

from www.thesmokinggun.com

Richard Simmons was arrested yesterday and charged with assaulting a Harley Davidson salesman during a confrontation at a Phoenix airport.

he said:

he said, “Look, Richard Simmons. Drop your bags, let’s rock to the 50’s.”

Richie responded:

“It’s not nice to make fun of people with issues.” He then slapped Farney’s face.

I would so like to be the guy who sues the crap out of this guy. And I am against litigation, generally.