This joke was told in a church in Victoria, Australia
There was an old lady just came out of church and was all fired up form the holyness of the session. She stuck a sticker on her bumper that said, “Honk if you love Jesus!”
She jumped in her car and drove off. She stopped at an intersection where the traffic lights was red. She didn’t notice when the lights turned green. And a guy behind her honked and soon many cars were honking.
She was sooo happy that so many people were responding to her bumper sticker. The old lady was very excited when a guy shouted, “Move!! For the love of God!!”
She could’ve sworn that someone was from Queensland because she heard someone saying something about a ‘sunny beach’!
She looked around and saw a guy waving the weirdest wave where only the middle finger was swinging around in the air! She asked her son what that was and he said it must be a Hawaiian good-luck wave! So, she waved back the same way. She thought her son must be enjoyinig this too as he burst into laughter!
She was even more joyfull when she saw people getting out of their cars to greet her. She thought of what they would ask like what church she went too and maybe make friends.
But she realized that the lights had turned green and she drove off. She looked back and saw that she was the only car that could make the lights so she slowed down to give them the Hawaiian good-luck wave one…last…time…