Windows Paradise
by Kirupa Koolio Diddy
As I navigate through the desktop where I scroll in pain,
I take a look at my screen and realize it’s very plain.
But that’s just perfect for an nerd like me,
You know I shun fancy things like electricity.
At 4:30 in the mornin’ I’m sending e-mails,
Norton checks for virus and Charter fouls, fool
And I’ve been formatting and hacking so long that
Even j00 thinks that my mind is gone.
I’m a man of the land, I’m into overclocking.
Got Bawls! In my hand and a freon on my chin.
But if I finish all of my c++ work, and you finish thine,
Then today we’re going to Tetrinet like it’s 1999.
We’ve been spending most our lives living in a Windows Paradise,
I churn code once or twice, living in a Windows Paradise,
It’s hard work and sacrifice, living in a Windows Paradise,
We sell roms at discount price, living in a Windows Paradise.
A noob maphacked in my Warcraft III game last week,
I just cursed at him, and I called him “weak”.
I don’t really care, in fact I wish him well,
Cause I’ll be laughing my keys off when Blizzard bans him to a cell.
I ain’t never laughed at a noobie even if he desrved it,
An geek that’s rude, you know that’s unheard of.
I never used Linux, but I got a cool Mac,
And my homies agree the monitor looks good in black, fool!
If you come to visit you’ll be bored to tears,
I’ve only played Warcraft III for the past 1.5 years,
But we ain’t really noobs, so please don’t point and stare,
We’re just socially impaired.
We’ve been spending most our lives living in a Windows Paradise,
We’re just plain and nerdy guys, living in a Windows Paradise,
There’s no time for GTA or VICE, living in a Windows Paradise,
We don’t hack, we all play nice, living in a Windows Paradise.
Formatting da computer, hacking lots of code,
Flashed a square on Monday, soon I’ll Flash another!
Think you’re really leet?
Think you’re really smart?
Well I know I’m a million times as leet as thou art.
I’m the nerdy guy the little noobs want to be like
On my keyboard day and night scoring points for the nerdy life.
So don’t be vain and don’t be whiney,
Or else my brother might have to switch field on your screeny.
We’ve been spending most our lives living in a Windows Paradise,
We’re just plain and nerdy guys, living in a Windows Paradise,
There’s no time for GTA or VICE, living in a Windows Paradise,
We don’t hack, we all play nice, living in a Windows Paradise.