Kirupanatics? 0.0

i just posted this in another thread:

This are the rules for having a good life:

1- The first thing thou shall do when thou wake up is drinking kirupa juice.
2- Thou Shall Charish The Kirupa Herbs, Kirupa Spices and Kirupa Fruits Of The Land.
3- Whenever thou need to make an important decision thou shall ask “The Elder Kirupitians”

Have another one? Post it or modify previous.