This sounds absolutely amazing! While it’ll probably knock a few years from my lifespan, what’s the point of living a long life if you can’t enjoy something like this?
I would eat it…followed by some new middle aged person ailment that I would likely blame on sugar the next day.
This reminds me of the 100% syrup slush puppy drink I ordered as a kid at the local slushy emporium.
Pretty sure my entire childhood was just a Simpsons episode.