Monkey's uncle

I’m bored. I could place this in the Random section like I usually do, but this is definitely ActionScript related.

Tell me to do something. I am looking for:
[SIZE=5]A.[/SIZE] A GOOD question I can answer in an illustrative fashion.
[SIZE=5]B.[/SIZE] A class that is very much needed.
[SIZE=5]C.[/SIZE] A “how do I achieve this effect” explanation.

I’m bored, and you guys (the internet) aren’t cooperating! Why don’t you ask questions when I’m bored?!? It’s always when I’m busy that you have all these questions. :puzzled:

[SIZE=1]MODS: Feel free to remove this thread, I don’t care. I just let off some steam by posting it. ;)[/SIZE]