Mountain Dew...?!

Oi! What the fudge do you americans put IN the soft drinks?? I just got one from my local 7-11, thinking: “O hey, a Mountain Dew, never tried THAT before…”.

I read on the back it had artificial flavours… WHAT FLAVOURS? All I get is a horrible sticky sugary taste out of it, like it was just water with a bucketload of sugar, and a bit of the bubbly.

I only had 2 sips before I threw the ■■■■ bottle out, and now my stomach acts all freaky…

Jebus!

allright, rant over.