MX2004 preloader misery

hi gang :}
i made this site last year for my bf but it refuses to show the preloader while the rest of the site is loading. i there a button im not pressing when i publish. I keep coming back to it and trying to fix the problem, but its such a massive filel size that it gets a bit unruly and i always give up.
i really like the design, for all its impracticality, so if anyone can offer any ideas about that im doing wrong, they’d be helping me out loads.
ive tried two different types of preloader, on in a preloader scene that is supposed to open and then play the second scene once its loaded.
ive also tried- and this is the version thats up now, using the simple =

on totalframesloaded goto frame 2 etc… script (if you know what i mean,)

its on the actionscript tutorials here.
so if you can help that would be great, cos im so bored with this problem…
:sigh: