Alright people, I’m looking to get a new, exciting pet. I think a lobster would be an awesome pet (especially compared to the idea of having a chicken. Apparently they crap on everything). Anyway, I googled for a while, but found nothing relevant on how to keep a lobster alive, or entertain it, and whatnot. Hell, I don’t even know where to buy something they could eat, or how big they get.
I was wondering if any of you fine people would be able to point me in the right direction, or tell me anything useful in my quest to own a pet lobster.
oh and by the way, don’t even ask how this got started. Just accept that now I want a pet lobster. I’ll take good care of it. I promise.