Phallus or Sea Creature?

So, it’s Friday. I really haven’t felt like working today. I started googling around and one thing let to another when I came across some info about Matt Groening (creator of The Simpsons). Turns out he attended Evergreen State College in Washington.

I started looking into this college. The interesting thing about it is their mascot. It’s called a Geoduck (pronounced gooey-duck). This thing is 100% phallus! Who in their right mind would make this thing their freaking mascot?

and their official mascot. . .(it’s all bling’d out)