:sigh: I especially like the LAST part…saw this on net somewhere…
Friend,
When you are sad… I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bit@@ who made you sad.
When you are blue… I’ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile… I’ll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared… I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried… I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused… I will use little words to explain it to
your dumb ***.
When you are sick… Stay away from me until you’re well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
When you fall… I will point and laugh at your clumsy *** (and
remind you of it again, and again…)
P.S. Remember, a friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
;( bodies are a @#$% to move…need a few good strong hands
