*Originally posted by Freddythunder *
“Is your dad in prison? Beacuse he stole the stars from the skys and put them in your eyes!”
Cheese-tastic.
I’ve got a friend whose sole chat up line is to say “How you doin” like Joey from Friends… 
Ooo, another one: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again? :beam:
I’ve just remembered two hilarious ones, but the Kirupa CensorBots would have a field day… :sure:
Hi kit!!!
Yeah, the ‘how you doin’’ one is used by my brother a lot too.
You know, you could put them in the footer and then chase the badones with the one that’s in it - that way the’ll get emailed to me.
Here’s another:
(walk up to someone at a bar, look around and say)
“Well…we can’t do it here!” 
Oh yeah!!:
“Do you sleep on your stomach? Well, can I?”
Now how did we forget this one kids!!!???
“I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?”
Hellooooo. 
Hehe, like the last one, very funny.
Right, I’ll put in these other ones, but I’m gonna star out the er… dodgy bits. Younger eyes in the forum and whatnot…
lol …doggy bits that’s the cutest thing I’ve ever heard!
I’m sure I’ve heard loads more, but mind is blank right now. Probably because it’s 1.30 am… 
Lots of good ones:
Those clothes look good on you!. They would look better in a pile on my bedroom floor
Can you help me look for my lost dog? He went into that sleazy motel room.
If I said you have a good body, would you hold it against me?
I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can stil make your bed rock.
(I’m Indian) Do you have any Indian in you? Would you like some. Thats my favorite
sadly, most of the other might get me kicked off the forums
We got most of those already except the one in the footer now - that’s funny!!!
BTW, the footer has a bad word filter on it too - I was thinking of the kids too.
I added a new one that my friend thought up:
Baby, I was driving down highway 69 and thought of you!
I added
“you are just like a salad bar i want to lay you out on a table and take what i want”
“If my right leg was lunch and my left leg was dinner, would you eat between meals?”
yes, but what if she tries to chew? that would hurt like hell…
Hey everyone - I know that you have all sorts of time on your hands to waste away doing things non-work related instead of dealing with project deadlines…hey wait…THAT’S ME!!
Hey everyone - If you have the time, I’ve put up all the pickup lines that I got in my old footer. If you want to check it out, you can go here:
http://www.freddythunder.com/home.php?goto=footer
Or, if you wanna see the intro, go here:
http://www.freddythunder.com
Hope you guys like it - I found some of them extremly funny!!
-Freddy
PS - the guestbooks work on every page now so if you want to leave a message there, you can!!:beam:
(top score!!! 30010!!) I added the “hey ladies, have you ever been penetrated?” after I heard quagmire from Family Guy say it at a lezbian bar. He then got the crap beaten out of him.
How did you beat me? 
Alot of patience and free time
And I mean one hell of alot
Time to whoop your *** :bad:
I’ll get you back tomorrow. I wake up at noon and play untill midnight
Hey freddy, I just finished reading the page and you forgot my friend’s pick up line:
Hey baby, I was driving down highway 69 and thought of you.
Feddy your footer is bad for us
The 69 one is there
Knowing that came from a lezbian bar in The Family Guy makes it twice as funny!! I’m going to have to add that in as a comment!!
BTW - Good score on the footer!! I’m wondering if someone’s going to beat that. It makes me happy to think that people (literaly) from different countries are playing my game for a rediculously high score!! That’s fantastic!! Good luck Soul!! Keep in mind that I remember seeing Rev, FlashFool, and Phil in there in the beginning - so you’re not alone!!
Coppertop - It’s on there; there’s like 200 of them, I know that’s one of them. I wouldn’t leave anyone out!!
Didn’t see that other post, Soul beat me…
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