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The only pets I have had so far have been two turtles, one was small and fast and one was bigger and slower!
golgi should be good at this 
Why is it a #2 pencil? Was there a #1?
my cat’s breath smells like cat food.
-teet
I’m reading a book called ‘Really the Blues’ and it has a jive dictionary in the back - how cool is that?
If you had a kryptonite cross you could keep vampires and superman away.
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however, there once was a tac(k)o
GMT -5 hours, while really its -7. However, if I put -7, then it gives me the wrong time. So it says -5 and 2:12 AM, but really its -7 and 2:12 AM.
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Reasons, I think that the Baltimore Orioles should change their name to the Baltimore Oreos.
- 95% of people call them the Oreos anyway
- Everybody loves oreos
- It would give them some name recognition…right now, all i know about the orioles is that cal ripken used to play for them
- It’s shorter to write
- They would have a good reason to have an Oreo’s “Oreo Day” at the ballpark (kinda like a hat day only everybody gets oreos).
-teet
I wonder what Fidel Castro is doing right now?
big trucks are kewl!!!
-teet
Hewitt lost in the first round of Wimbledon… how disappointing 
100 people in the us die each year from choking on ball point pens
Cowboy Bebop really is the best anime series of all time. so far… in… time…
Taco stole my footer.
Bill - “Best out of 7?”
Grim Reaper - “**** straight!”
ahh Bill and Ted’s Bogus Adventure, I only saw that yesterday, funny stuff
and then I would have to have blue hair, yeah that looks good. And I would have a really small mouth, but when I laugh it would be rediculously big
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