Went to see a comedian last night and I learned something I didn’t know. When you call your bank and they ask the security question, like what’s your mothers maiden name? You can change the question they ask. And not to a predefined question but to whatever you choice your question to be. (Not sure if every bank does this but hers does).
So she was telling us that the question she’d decided on to amuse herself was to get the person at the bank to ask the question with the answer below
Bank: You’re not going out dressed like that are you?
Her: You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my real dad!
How about you, what would you make the poor operator at the bank ask you.