Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!

Side effects of alcohol … and remedies!!!

  1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
    Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
    drink on your feet).
    Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

  2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
    Cause: You’re lying on the floor.
    Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

  3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
    Cause: You’re looking through an empty glass.
    Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

  4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
    Cause: You’re being dragged away.
    Cure: At least ask where they’re taking you.

  5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
    Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
    Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

  6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white
    and the music is very repetitive.
    Cause: You’re in an ambulance.
    Cure: Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job.

  7. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.
    Cause: You’re in the wrong house.
    Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.