Ah, the monkey, such an inspirational creature.
Three monkies sat in a coconut tree,
discussing things as they are said to be.
Said one to the other, “now listen you two,
there’s a certain rumour that can’t be true,
That man descended from our noble race,
the very idea is a big disgrace,
no monkey ever deserted his wife,
starved her baby and ruined her life”
Yeah, the monkey speaks his mind…
“another thing, a monkey won’t do,
go out at night, and get on a stew,
take a gun, or club or knife,
and take another monkey’s life”
Yeah, the monkey speaks his mind…
"Another thing, you will never see,
a monkey build a fence around a coconut tree,
allowing food to go to waste,
forbidding other monkies to come and taste.
Why, if I built a fence around this tree,
starvation would force you to steal from me.
Yes man descended, the worthless bum,
but brothers, from us, he did not come."
Yeah, the monkey speaks his mind…