Spam subjects that made me spew water out my nose

I was looking for an email that I feared had been caught by the spam filter. So, I dipped into the spam box, and found some spam email subjects that made me spew water out my nose. I share them with you for your entertainment:

Give your rocket best fuel
Learn pleasure of having huge hose
Lead your rod to leadership
Your powerful uprise will excite women
If there will be only girls around, will you be ready?