This is Indian for u…
Event: An insect falls into a mug of beer…
Reactions:
Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out
American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free
Indian:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the
Chinese and gets a new mug of beer.
Pakistani:
Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
Relates the issue to Kashmir
Asks the Chinese for Military aid
Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of
beer.