Cheese
$25,000 garanteed or a half court shot for $1,000,000
half court shot for sure!
(Matrix)
Red pill or blue pill?
Red Pill Dawg
Grapefruit Soda or Blackberry Soda?
blackberry
disco stu
-or-
disco jew?
Sorry, I’m going to have to take this one. 
Disco Stu man… “Disco Stu… isn’t a Disco JEW!”
Shaken or Stirred?
shaken / Cause that’s the way I take it
cranberry juice or apple juice
Apple juice / only because I never had cranberry juice before.
Yellow or Brown M&M’s?
yellow ones because I associate them with peanuts :pleased:
situation: you have peanut butter
on toast or with jam? (sam I am!)
toast.
half empty or twice as big as needed?
TWICE AS BIG AS NEEDED! :beam:
Webster or Urkel?
urkel for president!!! 
g-unit or the lox? //listening to g-unit vs. lox mixtape right now, that’s why 
Ge Ge Ge G-Unit!
Situation; you are walking down the street and a guy throws a Piano over your head. you see it but, it’s to going to fast to run away from do you:
A:curl your body next to the nearby hydrant hoping that the piano whould Split on top of the Hydrant; after affect of this will leave you soaking wet and Flying off from the Pressure Release of the Hydrant.
or
B: Stand straight in the center and try to take on the load with your back.
you might survive this but will crush your Legs into temporary Disability.
option A because i’m most likely to survive
what would you rather have, no legs or no arms?
No legs. Then I can still use a computer and play guitar…
Big Plasma TV or a BIG widescreen flatscreen display.
wide screen flatscreen display - i never watch tv anyway.
would you rather live in
a boat, roaming the ocean, (waterworld style, hehe)
or
a jet, only ever landing for supplies and fuel (also from some movie, forget what)
??
boat - you can fall asleep at the wheel and not die (although jet would be cool for doing tricks and what not)
Complete the phrase
I would rather play ____ for a metal band:
Violin or Bagpipes
One word, hombre:
cliff.
:hugegrin:
a boat, roaming the ocean, (waterworld style, hehe)
my, I didn’t know the ocean had cliffs :sigh:
Forgive me my unextensive knowledge of the English language :beam:
I meant… Iceberg…Like…Things.
Like…Vulcanic mountain tops sticking out of the ocean.
OR OTHER BOATS! 
:lol: :lol: