Ultrashock

[senocular]

In their defense, they do say “approximately”…

http://www.ultrashock.com/

Edit: Adding screen shot for if/when it gets updated

[prg9]

var launchDay = new Date(2016, 1-1, 1);
Almost half a month past due thus far, and not counting.

Counters should be required to have a reversal, that starts counting up and changes the text to something like: “We missed our launch date by ### days.”