Microsoft is not the a-morale company many people think it is. They would never used that kind of manipulative consumer-based fraud or do any kind of subliminal advertisement to it customer base.
I’m appaled that you would even THINK such a thing.
[give us your money]
Why don’t the moderators step in and close this topic?
[more money, we can never have enough]
Or better yet, why don’t they just delete it?
[we break thumbs, give us more money]
Lets change the subject, this is causing me a lot of distress.
[without your money, we’ll only be able to afford 34 gold-plated back-scratchers]
[ok, they’re not back scratchers, but hey, butts itch too, you know]
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