Why doesn't this work?

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@meatcake

there is no belief I hold more strongly, in all of my experience as a human being, than the one which states that every single physical or virtual entity which bears the name ‘microsoft’ should be doused in petroleum, set ablaze and launched into outer space by means of being towed behind the next space shuttle launch.

There’s no reason at all for any of those machines to exist whatsoever.

If you look at every single problem and ‘special case’ listed at the php site, every one of them begins with the words ““but on SOME windows systems you must configure this or you’ll recieve an error, on some others this, on some others this…””

please kill ALL windows computers. this isn’t to start a flame war at all. I used windows for years. It’s difficult to believe that they could ever have become popular at all. They cause so much MESS and CLUTTER even within themselves.

Amen to that!

But you gotta give them credit for their interfaces.