Afghan TV Guide

MONDAYS
8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Monday Night Stoning
9:30 Win Bin Laden’s Money
10:00 Eye for an Eye Witness News

TUESDAYS
8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune
8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It’s Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 Afganistan’s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 My Mullah the Car

WEDNESDAYS
8:00 Beat The Press
8:30 Whose Jihad Is It Anyway?
9:00 Married With 139 Children
9:30 Just Shoot Everything
10:00 Veil Watch

THURSDAYS
8:00 Osama and Grace
8:30 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:00 Veronica’s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and
Veils
9:30 Sponge Bob Square Turban
10:00 My Favorite Martyr

FRIDAYS
8:00 Judge Omar
8:30 TeleTalibans
9:00 Captured Taliban Soldiers Say the Darndest Things
9:30 Cave and Garden Television
10:00 Allah McBeal

haha tahts good.

LOl hahahahhahaha

Just shoot everything!

do they even have TV?

lol :stuck_out_tongue:

very funny… where is phil to see this :q:

haha! This is great.

no kidding - bob spung square turban was my favorite :slight_smile:

lol…just shoot everything…

lol, i started thinking that this was an actual tv guide excerpt with all the american shows typoed.

haha, my favorite is TeleTalibans.

They totally missed Buffy The Infidel Slayer though, I’m very disappointed…