if anyone tries to break into my house, they’d be messing with the wrong house. My brother is a gun collector, and has like 15 rifles, so if someone breaks in, i think it would be enough to just fire a rilfe to scare them off.
-spets
I’m strapped and ready to pop a dome skull of some criminals trying to break into my house! :evil:
As an american, I figure you would be…
*Originally posted by lostinbeta *
**If they broke into your house, you have every right to injure them (or even kill them legally if it can be proven they forced their way into your home), if they are outside your house, they can sue you for any damage.
Screwed up, but true. **
actually, dunno about in the ‘US’ with their ‘laws’ (;)) but in the UK, there’s a famous case at the moment where a farmer shot a burglar (didn’t kill him, just hurt him) and the farmer got sent to prison. some totally ****ed up judge has now ruled that the burglar is allowed to sue the farmer as well…
now THAT is f*cked up 
well thats the uk…
lol
My house has trip wire grenades, claymore mines , HE mines, as well as spikies. Apart from the homemade toe-popers and dungi pits I have everywhere, the armory cosists, of 3 AK-74’s 1 silenced m4, 2 Colt 1911, 1 .357 Revolver, an Wa2000 sniper rifle , and a cross bow: Completle soaked in mutated anthrax…
and all this is just for Duck Hunting!
Against burglers… I run!
i’d have to say, I think the US is a bit more f*cked than the UK wrt lawsuits and whatnot… just this one really weird (and completely WRONG) story 
LoL.
i have 2 bats, a camera, and me and dad where thinkin about digging a trench in the back yard, and cover it with leaves and sticks. j/k but that would be awsome to catch the people in.
lol @ trench!
dont forget to add sharp bamboo blades to the bottom of the trench 
i can fill the trench with raw sewage 
and let them soak over night
Alex, go to Walmart and pick up an automatic paintball gun. put it on rapid fire and aim for the weak spot, and they will probably be down long enough to call the cops. plus if you catch on tape, it would be very funny.
Yea really. Get an airsoft or paintball gun. Hit them a couple times with either and they’ll leave you alone.
Burglar 1: (wispering)lets go through the window.
Burglar 2: (wispering)you go first
Burglar 1: im going through the back door
burglars 1 and 2 head around Alex’s house. Burglar 2 trips on a tree root and falls, making a lot of noise.
Burglar 1: what the hell are you doing, get up before someone sees you.
suddenly, Alex bursts out the back door with his paintball gun loaded. he opens fire. THe burglars fall to the ground as Alex empties his paintball gun and calls the cops. he goes and takes the tape out of his camcorder, and posts it on kirupa. The End.
A few weeks ago, we came home from a “social gathering” one night, and our front door was wide open. I almost pee-ed my pants. We spent about 10 minutes searching every spot of my house and everything that is worthe value, but thank god, nothing was taken or broken. So we just ended up blaming each other.
Otherwiase, Alex, I’d suggest you take a more radical approach. Lock all windows and doors. If it gets extreme, set some non-death related traps. Once, I saw on a show, a girl balanced a glass bottle on the doornob. Of course theres a bolt lock above it, but when someone turns the nob, the glass breaks. Plastic bags everywhere works fine too, especially ones with glass inside. Marbles. Random fishing wires everywhere.
Good luck on cathing them. I’d rather stick with defence than offence in most cases, you never know what they might have inside their jacket pockets.
Of course, that was the real life experience, now if it was any other case, say, in a lawless world, I say go ahead and blow their brains out.
i remember i saw a report on the news, about a robber who was try to rob someone’s house, and when he took what he wanted, u climbed out the window and fell, and then sued the owner. lol.(i don’t know the whole story, i’ll try to find it)
-spets:)
I say lock every door in the house, be alert. Stay near the lights, but make sure it’s a strong light. When the burglars enter the room, immediately Flash on the lights !! They’ll be blinded for a couple of seconds and in those seconds you can smash balls and legs and whatever you can hit at will. Don’t worry, they won’t think about coming back … Just make sure not to kill them. We’ve had that here in Belgium …
A jewelery was robbed, and the thieves smashed the main window and door with a car driving at full speed. The jeweler took his gun and blasted them. One died, the other one was injured but got away. The jeweler was sued for murder and injuries.
get a leagal air soft gun, they are still leathal at point blank range or if aimed at eyes, it should be able to protect you.
*Originally posted by IshiXP *
**get a leagal air soft gun, they are still leathal at point blank range or if aimed at eyes, it should be able to protect you. **
nope, im not going to get a gun. there is no reason to, i have a bat. 
:elderly:
I hope they don’t have a gun.
