Another webhosting questions thread (NEWBIE!)

Please be patient with my questions - I think they could be helpful for EXTREME newbies, like myself.

I have a website i want to get hosted, its basically a glorified image gallery - http://perspectiveart.home.comcast.net/ - just a way to pick up clients…simply designed in Flash and uploaded with Dreamweaver.

…Anyway, as i look thru this forum, there are alot of webhosting threads, but alot of the stuff being talked about makes NO sense to me, for example :

  • What is “PHP4, PHP5, Mysql, Ruby on Rails, Python, Django” etc?
  • What exactly is “bandwidth”? Like this - “300GB of bandwidth (10GB/day)”

Is my site so simple that i could basically go with the lowest priced (good support) webhosting service?

Thank you for dealing with a newbie!