Are you serious?

I read this last sunday, maybe you guys havent read it yet: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050208/80/fbzpn.html

and this in Japan: http://www.japantimes.com/cgi-bin/getarticle.pl5?nn20050209a3.htm

Goodness sake, keep your hands to yourself! As I would say: Te de Baka Yaro!