Best front page of a newspaper ever

I’m sorry but I just saw this newspaper (for sale here in the UK) and the link below leads to what has to be the funniest front page story from a newspaper I’ve ever read in my life

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_headline=cabbie-hero--i-kicked-burning-terrorist-so-hard-in-balls-that-i-tore-a-tendon%26method=full%26objectid=19401382%26siteid=66633-name_page.html

Brilliant :lol: