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Jasninder · July 11, 2003, 1:50pm

[FONT=arial]**This goes out for all my frnds who get bored in office, sply [COLOR=orange]the orange one[/COLOR] and Read wat he was doing.

If it is very boring for u in the office, here are some tips for you to try out and have fun.

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[COLOR=blue]1. [/COLOR]THE BEST ONE: Form a detective agency to find out who is
quitting next.

[COLOR=blue]2. [/COLOR]Make blank calls to your Boss.

[COLOR=blue]3. [/COLOR]Count your fingers (and toes if you get bored).

[COLOR=blue]4. [/COLOR]Improve your typing speed.

[COLOR=blue]5. [/COLOR]Meditate.

[COLOR=blue]6. [/COLOR]Crib.

[COLOR=blue]7. [/COLOR]Crib some more.

[COLOR=blue]8. [/COLOR]Rearrange the furniture, i.e… flick someone else chair just to irritate him/her.

[COLOR=blue]9. [/COLOR]Send mails from ms-mail to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there…and note down the timethey take to reach there.

[COLOR=blue]10. [/COLOR]Watch other people changing their facial expressions while working and try changing your expressions also…

[COLOR=blue]11. [/COLOR]Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking sill! y dou! bts.

[COLOR=blue]12. [/COLOR]Have work breaks in between tea.

[COLOR=blue]13. [/COLOR]Have a two hour lunch, its a big social occasion.

[COLOR=blue]14. [/COLOR]Take up smoking, so you can have cigarette breaks too.

[COLOR=blue]15. [/COLOR]Read jokes and send jokes.

[COLOR=blue]16. [/COLOR]Revise last weeks newspaper.

[COLOR=blue]17. [/COLOR]Sing in sync with the carpenters hammering.

[COLOR=blue]18. [/COLOR]Hold “How fast my computer boots” competitions.

[COLOR=blue]19. [/COLOR]Follow the amoebae that floats in front of your eyes.

[COLOR=blue]20. [/COLOR]Try reformatting the mainframe DASD.

[COLOR=blue]21. [/COLOR]Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.

[COLOR=blue]22. [/COLOR]Compile “How to waste your day”.

[COLOR=blue]23. [/COLOR]Pick up phone and dial non existing nos

[COLOR=blue]24. [/COLOR]Make faces at strangers in office.

[COLOR=blue]25. [/COLOR]Make faces at your friends in office.

[COLOR=blue]26. [/COLOR]Open other people’s computers on network and try cracking their passwords.

[COLOR=blue]27. [/COLOR]Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at a time.

[COLOR=blue]28. [/COLOR]For Win NT/95 users…Move things to Recycle bin and! restore them… Then repeat this process.

[COLOR=blue]29. [/COLOR]Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.

[COLOR=blue]30. [/COLOR]Plan to take bath.

[COLOR=blue]31. [/COLOR]Learn to whistle.

[COLOR=blue]32. [/COLOR]Make cracking noises, barking noises.

[COLOR=blue]33. [/COLOR]And if you are still getting bored, make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.

[COLOR=blue]34. [/COLOR]Fwd this as an email to everyone u know and then Repeat 1-33

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ADDITIONS BY KIRUPA BUDDY’S

[COLOR=blue]35. [/COLOR] Sticking pencils up your nose.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY * [/COLOR][COLOR=orange]THE ORANGE ONE[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]36. [/COLOR]Make your own silly sting with locks of your own hair
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=orange]THE ORANGE ONE[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]37. [/COLOR] Remove the mouseball and work the mouse using just your fingers.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY * [/COLOR][COLOR=orange]THE ORANGE ONE[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]38. [/COLOR] Fix velcro to your shoes and complain about the floor being sticky.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=orange]THE ORANGE ONE[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]39. [/COLOR] Find a rock, call him ‘Bob’ and talk to it all day. Whenever people ask you a question, consult ‘Bob’ first.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY * [/COLOR][COLOR=orange]THE ORANGE ONE[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]40. [/COLOR] Sing a well known song but keep getting the words wrong. Only sing the chorus.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=orange]THE ORANGE ONE[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]41. [/COLOR] Replace all the office pencils with carrots.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY * [/COLOR][COLOR=orange]THE ORANGE ONE[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]42. [/COLOR] Dismantle your computer and hide each bit somewhere in the office. Replace computer with a block of cheese.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY * [/COLOR][COLOR=orange]THE ORANGE ONE[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]43. [/COLOR] Make a chair sculpture in the middle of your office
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo] Manny Calavera [/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]44. [/COLOR] Sit at your desk, feet up, with your New York Times upside down and look important.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo] Manny Calavera [/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]45. [/COLOR] Prop someone’s chair up on bricks, having removed the wheels.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY * [/COLOR][COLOR=indigo] Kitiara[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]46. [/COLOR] Talk to your body parts.First name them.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo] Maxtr0sity[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]47. [/COLOR] Throw Bob at a window and break it and blame it on Bob(the rock)
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo] Maxtr0sity[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]48. [/COLOR] Bring pets to work
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo] Jonster [/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]49. [/COLOR] Right before 8:00 or 5:00, get on the elevator and press all the buttons.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo] NaliWarCow [/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]50. [/COLOR] During people’s lunch breaks, get on Word and change the auto-correct entries. Make words such as “the” change to “teh” and “your companies name” to “acme prostitution”.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY * [/COLOR][COLOR=indigo] NaliWarCow [/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]51. [/COLOR] Rename all your desktop icons and change the icon.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY * [/COLOR][COLOR=indigo] NaliWarCow [/COLOR]

btw, thts wat i used to do the same

[COLOR=blue]52. [/COLOR] Have a competition between you and Bob (the rock) about who can make the better star wars lazer noise. After Bob wins, you have to cry.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo] NaliWarCow [/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]53. [/COLOR] Replace your desktop computer with one of those fake plastic ones you see at furniture stores.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=orange]THE ORANGE ONE[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]54. [/COLOR] Make a list of all the items on your desk. Make people sign for your things whenever they ask to borrow them. Time how long it takes them to return them.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=orange]THE ORANGE ONE[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]55. [/COLOR] Reconstruct paperclips using famous monuments and then reconcstruct paperclips using famous monuments.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY * [/COLOR][COLOR=orange]THE ORANGE ONE[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]56. [/COLOR] Take a tape measure and take the exact dimensions of your monitor, system unit & computer table in Metric System(eg; cm,mm,km…) then convert you results to Imperial System(eg; inches,feet, miles…).
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY * [/COLOR][COLOR=indigo] Noxious
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[COLOR=blue]57. [/COLOR] Fill the water cooler with vodka
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=orange]THE ORANGE ONE[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]58. [/COLOR] Set up home in the office elevator. Laugh in an evil manner when people enter.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=orange]THE ORANGE ONE[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]59. [/COLOR] Fly paper planes with messages on them.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY * [/COLOR][COLOR=indigo] Kitiara[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]60. [/COLOR] Leave helpfull notes for yourself around the office. Go find them again when you are bored.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=orange]THE ORANGE ONE[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]61. [/COLOR] Call a random cubical and pretend to be the operator in the Matrix.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY [/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo]:mike:[/COLOR]
Insist that your name is ‘The One’
[COLOR=silver] ADDITION BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=orange]THE ORANGE ONE[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]62. [/COLOR] Keep staring at other people making them feel uncomfortable.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo] Voetsjoeba[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]63. [/COLOR] Imagine you’re a hacker trying to steal top-secret information.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo] Voetsjoeba[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]64. [/COLOR] Introduce Bob to everybody,Let a fart and blame him.Print some paper in different colours and dress Bob.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo] Voetsjoeba[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]64. [/COLOR]Walk slowly up the stairs, with a bunch of impatient people behind you.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo] Voetsjoeba[/COLOR]

[COLOR=blue]65. [/COLOR]Walk slowly up the stairs, with a bunch of impatient people behind you.
[COLOR=silver]*ORIGNALLY POSTED BY *[/COLOR] [COLOR=indigo] Kitiara [/COLOR]

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ENJOY [/FONT] **

I got this Please checkout
Page #14 for 66 -100 and so on…

system · July 11, 2003, 1:55pm

*Originally posted by flasherjaz *
**
[COLOR=blue]22. [/COLOR]Compile “How to waste your day”.
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LMFAO!
I’m working on it! You seem to be further than me though…

What happened to sticking pencils up your nose? Thats an absolute must!

[size=1]wanna compare notes on last weeks newspaper anyone?[/size]

system · July 11, 2003, 2:03pm

Ok Cool, first addition by the orange one then
postcount is now 35

system · July 11, 2003, 2:09pm

Standing and shouting “I’d just like to say I’m working to my limits” randomly, throughout the day

system · July 11, 2003, 2:12pm

wat do u guys think about jonster’s suggestion?

I’d say… come up wid a quiet one:P
lets not disturb who are actually working =)

system · July 11, 2003, 2:24pm

My favourite skive is to suddenly stand up, throw a load of documents over my shoulder whilst shouting “I can’t work under these conditions” and storming out of the room. :beam:

system · July 11, 2003, 2:26pm

:P@kit

my favorite form of non-work at the office is not working. i need something interesting to do here at work. that list above is, well, too shallow for my taste.

system · July 11, 2003, 2:29pm

all hail jonster! Maybe we should put together a docment. ‘kirupa.coms big book of office boredom (and how to overome it)’

my new favourite is sticking pencils up OTHER peoples noses.

system · July 11, 2003, 2:33pm

LMAO hahahahaha
Kit, i thot u were one of those cool n calm type girls
hehehehe u r my type
Come on guys n GALS lets come up wid more cool and calm ways to pass away the boredom of offices and lets assume tht others are working and we dont want to disturb them:P

system · July 11, 2003, 2:34pm

You can play “rack up a huge score by clickin” here: http://www.kirupa.com/developer/mx/score.htm

I’m currently on about 300,000 points :beam:

system · July 11, 2003, 2:34pm

I am cool and calm. That’s why doing what I suggested always gets such a fantasic reception, it’s so out of character. :beam:

system · July 11, 2003, 2:35pm

tiddly winks.

system · July 11, 2003, 2:35pm

Orange, we dont have to disturb others:P

system · July 11, 2003, 2:37pm

yea it is out of cheracter alrite, but we r lookin out for the way to kill boredom and not disturbing others at the same time.
=)

I used to play snowboarding game on my cell fone and that too wid no effect volume:P
This is a quiet way,but not tht much funny so i guess i ll not add it

system · July 11, 2003, 2:37pm

i dont how about this one:

walking around the office with no shoes on.

system · July 11, 2003, 2:39pm

*Originally posted by asphaltcowboy *
**You can play “rack up a huge score by clickin” here: kirupa.com - Games: Keeping Score

I’m currently on about 300,000 points :beam: **
I keep getting a negative score…

system · July 11, 2003, 2:42pm

walking around wid no shoes?
how are u killing ur boreom by doing this:P

system · July 11, 2003, 2:43pm

*Originally posted by TheOrangeOne *
**I keep getting a negative score… **
hit the other button!

system · July 11, 2003, 2:43pm

ok then, found these might be fun![list]
[*]Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.)

[*]Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)

[]Make upnicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. “That’s a good point, Sparky.” “No I’m sorry I’m going to have to disagree with you there, Chachi.”
[]Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you’re doing. For example “If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the bathroom.”
[]“Hi-lite” your shoes. Tell people that you haven’t lost your shoes since you did this.
[]While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in “Palmolive.”
[]Put up mosquito netting around your cubicle.
[]Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you’re waiting for your document.
[]Arrive at a meeting late, say you’re sorry, but you didn’t have time for lunch, and you’re going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes.
[]Insist that your e-mail address be "zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com"
[]Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
[]Send email to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company’s products. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.
[]Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.
[]Put your garbage can on your desk. Label it “IN.”
[]detrmine how many cups of coffee is “too many.”
[]develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
[]Decorate your office with pictures of Cindy Brady and Danny Partridge. Try to pass them off as your children.
[]For a relaxing break, get away from it all with a mask and snorkel in the fish tank. If no one notices, take out your snorkel and see how many you can catch in your mouth.
[]Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc… in the lunchroom, when people complain that there was none… Just lean back, pat your stomach, and say, “Oh you’ve got to be faster than that.”
[]Put decaf in the coffeemaker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. [/list]

system · July 11, 2003, 2:45pm

*Originally posted by asphaltcowboy *
**You can play “rack up a huge score by clickin” here: kirupa.com - Games: Keeping Score

I’m currently on about 300,000 points :beam: **
just hit 365000. i’m going at about 2000 points/sec look at me go whee!

lol, T[color=orange]O[/color]O those are so great!

:thumb:

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