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You know that game where you stab a knife between your fingers? Well here’s a little variation of that. I used to do this in grade school:

Take a pencil with a good solid eraser and stab between your fingers with it. (don’t touch your fingers!) Eventually, your hand will feel completely numb. Try it, it’s pretty cool.

Well that’s my afternoon sorted. :stuck_out_tongue:

Actually I’m having trouble working at the moment, since my desk is covered in balloons. Literally, covered in them. And ‘Happy Birthday’ banners. I wish I’d brought my camera in with me to capture this…

awww so sweet of ur co-workers, that bring us to…
Aranging birthday parties and looking for an excuse to party in ur office :stuck_out_tongue:

hey that’s lucky kit, my birthday was so boring, it was on 11th of july and it rained from 9th to 12th july non-stop, arrangements at my farm house were sort of flushed :(, never went out and mom ordered a cake and thats it :frowning:
hope u had fun=)

anyway… told ya nox:P hahahah c??
just want to announce that tomorrow will b the last day, think i have more then 100, will take down some not so impressive or funny entries and publish the list.

*Originally posted by noxious *
**orange: i so glad that we dont work on the same place :P:P i might freak out! :P:P:P **

Bwahahaha! My co-workers fear me and my evil office hi-jinks…

You know that button that gets released when you pick up a phone? Find a co-workers phone and selotape it down.
Phone the number and watch your co-worker panic.

or, as an alternative
Tie the phone cord toger so that its really short. Phone the number and watch your co-worker panic.

or, for the best prank

Perform both of the above, at the same time

anotherone!

write a program that makes the internal speaker beep randomly every 18-37 minutes. Install on your bosses computer, set to run at startup and ensure it is hidden.

haha those are great…

here are some along the same lines:

make his ring tone very loud then call him.

when he realizes it and puts it back, wait till he leaves the premises and repeat.

or you could always super glue the receiver to the phone and call him.

Nice ones guys, thor i ll add this one if u make it a lil more clear… think i m missing something and i think u guys are missing something too :stuck_out_tongue:

checkout my new thread, it’s cool and orange i ll make a final thread tomorrow wid all the final entries, u can make an htm file and post it=) http://www.jasninder.com/kirupa/pickup.htm

heh heh, nice one jaz! number 11 is too funny :slight_smile:

You know…glue the part you “pick up” to the rest of the phone?

let me pm u thor and thanx orange, wat about the post? u gona post few and take this list to 100? now i have 13 or more view but no entries, guess they rnt creative or funny or …watever:P ahahah

Three more!
Turn your cubical into an ‘impenetrable fortress’ using cardboard boxes and a coffe cup moat.

Call yourself ‘Evil Lord Stapler’ and hoard all the office staplers. Onnly let co-workers use them in exchange for thir souls.

Managers are smelly. Throw rocks at them.

Wanna come and work for Churchill and try a few of those out? :beam:

or to new delhi, in my old office:P

It’s a long shot, but do you know the Churchill India Ltd place? I know it used to be in New Delhi, but I think they might have moved…

Hmmm, this is the address I have now:

Churchill India Limited
Unitech Business Park
Block - F, Sector 41
South City Phase I
Gurgaon, Haryana – 122 001
India

Maybe not then. Just curious. :slight_smile:

i can get u an info on that if u want?
i have heard this name and the address is correct too, so wat are these ppl into? advertising? if they are into designing they must have heard one of my companies too(that’s a wild guess)

actually Gurgaon is a part of delhi, no borders of any sorts.I have my farm house there and ppl go to gurgaon to buy beer and stuff as they keep their liqure shops open 24 hrs=)

This place is the IT Development House for Churchill. :slight_smile: They do all kinds of stuff for our quotation engines.

Just wondering if you’d heard of it. :slight_smile:

Yea this name is familiar. =)

See how many people can fit under your desk.

hahahah, nice one copper =)