storm out of the office as if in an argument shouting bob’s name. leave him on your desk to let others see who you were arguing with.
Lol, throw Bob at a window and break it and blame it on Bob.
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**when someone touches you, scream at them and tell them to stay away from your ‘special area’ **
you can make boulder origami:
Those look fun, I want to grow one of those Chia pets and treat it like a friend.
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** get a friend and treat it like a chia pet **
** sing a well known song but keep getting the words wrong. Only sing the chorus. **
sit at your desk, feet up, with your New York Times upside down and look important.
heh, this ones an improvement though…
**sit at your desk, feet up, with your Beano upside down and look important. **
Go around the office and squeeze everyone head, go for the bald ones first.
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**ride the office vacume cleaner like a horsey **
Turn on a vacum cleaner on and leave it there.
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…then turn it back on when someone turns it off.
repeat. rinse. lather.
Lol, walk the vacum.
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**replace all the office pencils with carrots **
take a jog around the office.
**walk in front of someone’s cubicle and pretend to be going down stairs.
you can also try elevator, escalator, or bottomless pit.**
Send prank e-mails to everyone saying their fired.
Send one to your boss tell him his fired.
Send everyone fake promotions.
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Ask your co-workers what they are doing. Repeat.
If you’re in cubicles, shoot silly string everywhere and yell “who the hell is shooting silly string?”
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